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Dear self: super or not, there is a point at which one must sleep. Do remember that, will you? |
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[Dec. 28th, 2011|07:25 pm] |
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( Jen. ) |
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[Dec. 14th, 2011|07:04 pm] |
Do you know what I find makes a 'project' appropriate for Special Projects?
1) You laugh when you read the assignment. As in, 'HA. There's a what parked where?'
2) You have to be some sort of MacGyver to accomplish it. (Mac, if you're around, call me. I'm serious. I've a job offer for you.)
3) The task will take more than eight hours to complete, virtually guaranteeing that you will miss any social calls, dates, dinners, or happy hours that you've planned to attend.
4) At some point during the day, the task will require you to say 'I'm ____, of course I can ____.' As in 'I'm Superboy, of course I can scale the Eiffel Tower.'
5) In order to complete the project, you'll need some item of clothing that currently sits packaged in a bin under your mattress. Swim trunks in December. A winter coat in July. The ugly gray suit that you haven't used since your second cousin's wedding. Whatever it is, it must be musty and wrinkled and completely inconvenient to access.
My day, ladies and gentlemen. That said, I love my job. |
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